Tuvok: That's where my pimp medallion went.
Chell: Um...I can explain...
Torres: You're a fool Vorik! I am a black belt in Kirk-Fu.
Kim: Are you sure you want to date him Seven?
Seven: His profile shows that we would be compatable.
Kim: You don't know what watersports and S&M are, do you?
Doctor: Congratulations Mr Neelix. You've just won the Most Annoying Character in Star Trek Award.
Commander Austin Harris, First Officer, Deep Space Nine (by FltCpt. Bossco)
8.01 - Darkest Before Dawn
(Chapter 8 added, 12/09/2015)