Parents, the one thing that'll make a bad-ass Starfleet Captain facepalm.
Kira [whispering]: Dax, do you think he knows?
Dax [also whispering]: You mean about the combadge?
Kira: Yeah. Aren't they supposed to be lower down?
Kira: Shouldn't we tell him?
Dax [pause for thought]: Nah.
Worf finally understood why Sisko called Dax "Old Man".
Commander Austin Harris, First Officer, Deep Space Nine (by FltCpt. Bossco)
8.01 - Darkest Before Dawn
(Chapter 8 added, 12/09/2015)