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Old December 23 2012, 11:54 PM   #13
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Re: TNG Caption This! 297: Brace for Holidays!

Picard: Viagra? Damn it, Beverly promised to keep that a secret!

Though he enjoyed it at the time, Worf would come to regret taking Riker's advice to try the Cream of Some Young Guy.

Pulaski: No, we didn't run out of wrapping paper. I suggested the aluminum foil to symbolize the artificial and mechanical nature of the thing we were buying gifts for.

Data: If I were human, I believe my response would be: You are a bitch! If I were human.

Data: I have been inspired by an early 21st Century painter who apparently went around restoring paintings. The internet seemed to approve of this at the time.

Data: Interesting, this appears to be an artifact of the late 20th century. A snow globe owned by Tommy Westphall. Sensor readings indicate an entire alternate reality is inside of it consisting of people and places popularized by television shows in this universe. It almost makes you wonder if we're all just characters on a television show being watched by people in another alternate universe.
"When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson
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