Data: "I was going to read some of my poetry to you all, but whoever made the preparations for this party has set the room lights too dim for me to see the text."
Riker: "Officer thinking, Mr. Crusher!"
Data: "I am attempting to paint a nude portrait of Christy Henshaw. Tell me, Geordi, did I get it right?"
Riker and
Data: *collapse in laughter*