Riker: It's bad sir, we have reason to believe that our master caption contest maestro LeadHead has been recycling images for new contests!
Riker: I've taught Mr Worf here how to eat food civilly, beforehand he would have utensils were weapons!
Data: I would thank you but I just don't have the emotional subroutines to do so...
Riker: Data... What's with all the gay erotic paintings?
Data: I have found sir that a certain controversial style can be rather distinctive.
Geordi: I'll say! Who knew the captain's log was that big!
Troi: DID YOU JUST GROPE ME DURING MID-TRANSPORT!?!
Data: Just a little experiment into sexual arousal during molecular transference, forgive me counsellor.