Thanks for the win!
Problem with the coffee?
I'll say. I ordered a Screaming Orgasm.
Chakotay: "Looks like the replicator had one..."
Chakotay: "That's an Enterprise D model replicator. It'll throw a tantrum if you don't order Earl Grey tea once every few days."
Janeway: "I want it off my ship."
Girl: "Not yet, ma cherie."
Harry: "Have another drink."
Tom: "What are you doing? Getting her drunk?"
Harry: "Drunk enough to go out with me, yes."
Tom: "It's a holodeck. You can reprogram her."
Harry: "You don't think I haven't tried?"
B'elanna: "One time, at Klingon camp, I stuck a Bat'leth..."
Neelix: "Um, danger? Purple swirly thing alert!"
Tuvok: "The Jimmy Saville investigation team want to have a word."
Neelix: "Ocampan... O...cam... pan..."