Truthfully any of them could!
But the real question is who do I want to knock me on my ass.. Okay give me Hayes. I would immediately surrender, so we could minimize any restraining injuries, and unlike Archer I'm sure Hayes could restrain me without all that testosterone flailing of fists that Archer engages in.
Um... Hayes and Reed cock fighting was probably the height of Enterprise's testosterone flailing as you so eloquently put it.