Truthfully any of them could!
But the real question is who do I want to knock me on my ass.. Okay give me Hayes. I would immediately surrender, so we could minimize any restraining injuries, and unlike Archer I'm sure Hayes could restrain me without all that testosterone flailing of fists that Archer engages in.
Then afterwards every time I passed Hayes in the hall I would blush. I'd make sure I was staring at him while doing it.