Drone 1: Wait is that...it is, you're using a tricorder? You're a Borg, we have thing that are ten times as powerful built into our cranial modules.
Drone 2: It's Geordie's Tricorder
Drone 1: Porn?
Drone 2: Porn.
Mother (OS): Chris, time for diner!
Kruge: I told you my name is Kruge! And I'm not done playing Star Trek with my friends!
Mother (OS): Please, we all know that you don't have friends, those are drifters you picked up outside the methadone clinic and bribed with vodka and my percocets. Not get up her and eat.