[Guy Gardener]

But Doctor Octopus has been brainwashed/tricked into being a good guy who really wants to save the world, and if he didn't already have sex with Mary-Jane in #700, we at least saw them make out for a while before the scene cut to black, which proves once again that all and any social disorders, or unremitting pure evilness can be fixed by making out with a supermodel. I'm not kidding, Keith Giffen proved that the Hulk turns back into Banner after he blows a load, which means that the US government should have been legalizing streetwalking rather than spending trillions on useless super weapons if they wanted to limit the number of rampaging monsters across their wide open plains.