Our Mrs. Reynolds is one of my favorites and has some of the more memorable quotes ...
"Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. I married me a powerful ugly creature."
"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you."
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back."
"Oh sweetie, don't feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He's like a monster"
"Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese - goslings! They were juggled."