Picard: Mistah LaForge! I want you... to kiss my ass!
Crusher: Okay. You've had enough eggnog.
Director, OS: Yo! Jackass behind Dorn. You're facing the wrong way!
Picard: Remembah kids, don't do drugs.
Geordi: Who the hell is he talking to?
Crusher: Fuck if I know.
Worf, muttering under his breath: It's times like this I wish wearing red had the same repercussions it did during Kirk's era.