Worf: "Bed, Bath, and Beyond called. It wants its clearance bedspread back."
The crew couldn't get it through their heads that letting untrained tribbles have the run of the ship was not the best idea.
Crusher: "Calm down, Jean-Luc. You think you're the first to have this problem?"
Picard: "Actually, yes. In fact, I'm so sure, I'll bet you 100 quatloos you've never seen another bald man with severe dandruff."