DATA: Curious. People wager money on this game, knowing the odds are heavily stacked in the house's favor.
RIKER: I HAVE A SYSTEM.
Kurn: I was going to impose Klingon discipline on you, but then I realized by Klingon standards it's Data's job to kill me. Screw that.
WESLEY: So I started throwing chairs at her like you said.
WORF: And it didn't work?
WESLEY: No, she threatened to press charges.
WORF: I don't understand humans.
Picard, Data, Beverly and Wesley try to act surprised when yet another sentient energy life form takes over the ship, out of politeness. Geordi can't pretend anymore.
You lied to me Levar! You told me the show wouldn't last six months! I used to do Shakespeare!