I’m the 1701. It’s not easy being the 1701. 1701 is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do. I got to look out for number 1701. You can’t have too many of 1701 good things. Take 1701 down and pass ’em around. All good things come in 1701. We’re 1701 of a kind. 1701 days a week, I love you. On the 1701st day of Christmas, my true love sent to me a tribble in a Klingon tea tree.