Data: Trust me Sir, my memory contains details of every game of chance.
I have Mr. Bun the baker!
Riker: I think a couple of files have gotten crossed.
Kurn: I am Mr. Worf's long lost bother.
And also Wesley's father.
Worf: I like your jumper nearly as much as I like Riker's omelets.
Picard: Damn it Geordi, you're chief engineer now, this is the third day in a row you've put the wrong uniform on, what are you, blind?
Picard:... And then you have my permission to die!