Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!
DATA: Since I have no father it is unlikely he will need a "new pair of shoes", but if you feel it will increase my chance of winning...
I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.
WES: Mom said you could teach me to be more manly.
WORF (looks at shirt and shakes his head.
PICARD: What exactly are you feeding that cat?
PICARD: You take that back, the Picards have never run and have never surrendered!!!!
LAFORGE: Please, your family crest features a chicken with a yellow stripe down it's back!!!
The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.