Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!
DATA: Since I have no father it is unlikely he will need a "new pair of shoes", but if you feel it will increase my chance of winning...
I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.
WES: Mom said you could teach me to be more manly.
WORF (looks at shirt and shakes his head.
PICARD: What exactly are you feeding that cat?
PICARD: You take that back, the Picards have never run and have never surrendered!!!!
LAFORGE: Please, your family crest features a chicken with a yellow stripe down it's back!!!