Riker: And... you lose. Why did you wager the Captains favorite shuttlecraft?!
Kurn: I am Commander Kurn of the Klingon Defense Force and I'd like to talk to you about switching to Geico.
Worf: (thinking) Human teenagers are without honor.
Picard: Anybody remember why we came in here in the first place?
Picard: I am not sick! I'll jut be lying down for a couple of hours.
Crusher: You have a 100.1 fever. Geordi's got the bridge until your bald head stops burning.