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Old December 16 2012, 07:01 AM   #17
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Re: VOY Caption This 94; Leverage



Doctor: How are your shoulders feeling now, Captain?

Janeway (mumbling): Mmm...Chakotay could learn a few tips from you.

Doctor: Sorry, what did you say?

Janeway: A little to the left.



Chell: Fascinating, isn't it? The guy who sold it to me told me it would give me "swag".



Vorik: Everybody loves Pon Far Fighting!



Harry: Ah Chapman...he turned me down too!




Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you this, Mr. Neelix, but you've contracted a fatal strain of annoyingus prolonginus.

Neelix: Oh my...what are my options?

Doctor: A write-out.
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