Doctor: How are your shoulders feeling now, Captain?
Janeway (mumbling): Mmm...Chakotay could learn a few tips from you.
Doctor: Sorry, what did you say?
Janeway: A little to the left.
Chell: Fascinating, isn't it? The guy who sold it to me told me it would give me "swag".
Vorik: Everybody loves Pon Far Fighting!
Harry: Ah Chapman...he turned me down too!
Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you this, Mr. Neelix, but you've contracted a fatal strain of annoyingus prolonginus
Neelix: Oh my...what are my options?
Doctor: A write-out.