Picard: And allow me to introduce you to Deanna Troi. I'm sure you'll get on marvelously. I suppose she's kind of like a doctor
: And, she's half-Betazoid, half-Human. The Enterprise
doctors have such a rich history of working well with half-Human co-workers!
Rudolph the Red Nosed Vulcan wrote:
Blue-shirt: "Are you sure this is Blu-ray? Looks awfully like an upscale to me. Look at the softness, the lack of clarity."
Yellowshirt: "HTV-Illuminate instead of CBS Digital. They outsourced it."
Blue-shirt: "Aw crap. See if you can't get a refund."
: It could be worse...it could be HD-DVD!
Picard: "I realize Luke Skywalker is your new role model, but for the last time, I am not
: C'mon Captain, Luke Skywalker is my hero! So, does this mean I can't go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters?
: Actually, good news on that front, we're going to be dropping you at Tosche Station on our way to Risa!
: So...um, that's what Troi looks like pregnant?
: Yes, sir. If I understand correctly, it is not uncommon for human males to be repulsed by pregnant females after their weight gain and increased flatulance.
: On, the contrary, Data, I don't think I've ever found her sexier! Besides, it's not uncommon for pregnant females to experience an increased sex drive!
: Intriguing, apprently Dr. Soong fashioned me with the ability to throw up in my mouth a little bit.
: Relax, Worf. I was just joking about helping me deliver Troi's baby.
: Good, it will be a cold day in Gre'thor before I deliver a baby!