Thanks for the win!
EMH: Who knew that being versed in Ferengi Erotic Massages would be so useful?
Tuvok: The Illuminati?
Chell: We're a secret organization bent on ruling the galaxy from the shadows. Wanna join?
Vorik and Torres had no idea Vulcans and Klingons had similar thoughts about mating rituals.
Kim: You wanna date him? What about me?
Seven: You feign interest, yet when I asked you to remove your clothes and copulate with me you refused. You are designated as a tease and are henceforth irrelevant.
EMH: Yes, I think I've finally found what is triggering your symptoms Mr Neelix. You suffer from a rare case of holoitis. Being around holograms even for short periods triggers the attacks... (that ought to keep the hedgehog out of my placebo stockpile)