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Old December 15 2012, 02:18 PM   #10
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Re: VOY Caption This 94; Leverage

Thanks for the win!

EMH: "I just want to know, how drunk were you to get your head stuck in a First Federation toilet seat?"

Tuvok: "Consider yourself on report and confined to quarters until the Captain can come up with a suitable punishment."
Bolian: "For wearing a medallion?!?"
Tuvok: "Regulations clearly state that medallions can only be worn with a shirt open to the waist, and with chest hair on show. Is your shirt open?"
Bolian: "No sir."
Tuvok: "Does your species have chest hair?"
Bolian: "Only the women..."

Vorik: "Every seven years, Vulcans face the irrepressible urge to Gangnam."
B'Elanna: "Not on my watch, mister!"

Seven: "EnsignTaurik: USS Enterprise, Starfleet Academy commendations, six."
Harry: "Ah, Lt William Chapman, Deep Space Six, Starfleet Academy commendations, nine. Trumps your Taurik."
Seven: "This activity is futile."
Harry: "It's either Starfleet Top Trumps, or Captain Proton in the holodeck with Tom."
Seven: "Your go."

EMH: "I'm sorry Neelix, it's bad news. That outfit is deader than plaid."
"Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."

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