Yes doctor, this IS a real medical emergency. Now, a little lower.
Congratulations Tuvok, you've won the personality medal. Seriously, take it. You've totally earned it.
Let me be in more episodes or I'll kill you!
Of course he's dead, you expected us to renew his contract?
The crew shows no signs of a virus that affects your taste buds. Sorry Neelix, your cooking must have just been terrible.