I've asked you here to come up with a password for the station self-destruct.
<drops pad> Oh, shart.
Computer: Quark Shart Sixty Nine enabled.
<All agree, get up and leave>
Odo, is that
I'm afraid so, Major. She moonlights as a Dabo girl at Quark's.
Those are some...epic
Yes they are, Major. Yes they are.
I've found your contact lens.
Good. Now I can actually calibrate the station defenses.
What the hell have you been doing all this time?
Whittling wheapons with Whil Wheaton.
Eyes open, people. It's got to be around here somewhere.
In the future, Odo, when you see a vole, make sure the keys you throw at it say "Constable" and not "Custodian."
Jackpot! Kai Winn and Keiko in a pantomime horse.