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Old December 15 2012, 07:06 AM   #32
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest #65: What a fortunate turn of events!

O'Brien: I've asked you here to come up with a password for the station self-destruct.

Kira: Six.
Bashir: Quark.
O'Brien:<drops pad> Oh, shart.
Computer: Quark Shart Sixty Nine enabled.

<All agree, get up and leave>

Odo, is that...the Founder?
I'm afraid so, Major. She moonlights as a Dabo girl at Quark's.
Those are some...epic knockers.
Yes they are, Major. Yes they are.

Sisko: I've found your contact lens.
Worf: Good. Now I can actually calibrate the station defenses.
Sisko: What the hell have you been doing all this time?
Worf: Whittling wheapons with Whil Wheaton.

Eyes open, people. It's got to be around here somewhere.

Sorry everyone.

In the future, Odo, when you see a vole, make sure the keys you throw at it say "Constable" and not "Custodian."

Jackpot! Kai Winn and Keiko in a pantomime horse.

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