:Yo Ensign, is this the shuttlebay?
No sir, this is the turbolift. You want the little room at the end of the hall.
Sir, the children want to form a club and put on a performance called Teenage Cardassian Reform Camp
Counselor Troi has already agreed to play the Domineering Commandant.
Commander LaForge, we've warned you about VISOR inspections of walls adjacent to the women's changing room.
Come in Captain, Doctor Pulaski.
I've heard about the amazing telepathic abilities Betazoids have.
That, and mirrors.