Having a holographic masseuse is such a relief. You're the only one who's never tried to come on to me.
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It's a Bolian artifact, sir.
It says "Capricorn."
Yes sir. Astrology is sacred to our nightclub rituals.
Geez, all I said was watch out for snakes.
How did you find a reproductive mate in the Borg?
The tests are conclusive, Mister Neelix. It's much worse than a bad hair day.
With all due respect, Doctor - I want a second opinion.You made this diagnosis last week with Ensign Kim, as I recall.
Ensign Kim was sporting the Beiber
, Mister Neelix. I was being humane.