Hey, gracias for the win!
Doc, you're the only member of the crew who doesn't take a detour while massaging my ass.
Tuvok - Where did you get this?
Bolian - From an ancient warrior only known as "Mister T".
B'Elanna (thinking) - This guy is lame. Next time, I want a Kung Fu program, I'll make sure to program in David Carradine.
Seven - This one also likes long walks on the beach, Italian food and women in catsuits! It's like they were all made for me!
Harry (thinking) - I'm gonna program the holodeck for pizza in Honolulu. Maybe that'll work.
Doctor - It says here it's the seventh night of Chanukah, and it's signed by some guy named
Tom Parisstein.