Dempster signs with Boston.
Oh well. He's the one guy I would have like to see back with the Cubs.
He can take his stupid, terrible impression of Harry Caray (which is really an impression of Will Ferrell doing an impression of Harry Caray) to Boston.
I have a feeling the Cubs made it clear that they wouldn't promise not to trade him again, since his only real value to them would be as a deadline trade chip.
ANIBAL SANCHEZ WHAT THE FUCK