Dax: McDonald's sucks. Humans have no taste.
O'Brien: Tell it to the two hundred other Trill here, besides yourself.
Kira: Children? We'd name them after famous security guards, of course. Let's see, there's The Bodyguard and Paul Blart.
Odo: Didn't Steven Segal ever play a security guard?
Kira: No.
Sigh - I checked.
Sisko: I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a bregit lung today.
Sisko: And now to the team-building exercise of the meeting.
Kira: This is the worst.
Dax: For crying out loud let's stop doing this crap.
Odo: Isn't there some other way we can all throw an hour out the airlock? Doing our jobs, for example?
Worf: I did not have a vision of Kahless at Boroth only to participate in such a farce.
Sisko: I know it sucks, people. I hate it too. I'm with you. Now let's all Gangnam style ironically. One two three...
To the anti-gravity wagon!