Re: McWeeny has a theory about this movie
I'm just glad they didn't name it Porthos' Gatling Gun...
[trailer announcer voice]
"Remember Porthos? He's not missing anymore. Porthos has rematerialized... and he's pissed
." [/anncr voice]
Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming
that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson, journal entry for 8 November 1838.