Re: McWeeny has a theory about this movie
I'm just glad they didn't name it Porthos' Gatling Gun...
[trailer announcer voice]
"Remember Porthos? He's not missing anymore. Porthos has rematerialized... and he's pissed
." [/anncr voice]
"It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with
confidence, stands a good chance to deceive." — Mark Twain