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Old December 10 2012, 06:04 PM   #302
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Re: Sayings that you hate now

Here's one I hate:

"Stay cool" (if it's hot) or "Stay warm" (if it's cold).

I always want to say back, "You know? If you hadn't said that, I'd have been standing outside freezing my ass off, but now that you fucking REMINDED me to stay warm, jackass, I guess I'll do it!"

And of course this:

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