The first thing I need to tell you is that there is no regulation requiring new crewmembers to taste test the Chief of Security's plomeek. Is that understood?
Captain, did you lose a watch on the bridge?
Yeah, like five years ago. Did you find it?
Yes. It was bundled inside these jockey shorts that say "Property of Tuvok." They appear to have been sucked into in this conduit.
Must you stare at us while we eat?
It is a full service dining experience, gentlemen.
If you hate the owner, don't take it out on us, guy.
Besides if you spit in the food, you'll never be able to enjoy a meal out again. Believe me, I know.
Oh? Did you spit in someone's food? And now that makes you wonder if you're eating spit? Would it help if I told you I spit in the food?
Whatever. <Continues eating>