Re: TNG Caption This! 294: Say hello to Season 2!
Picard: Oh, goody! A jackass weaving between lanes 'cause he's too busy yackin on his damn cell phone.
Worf: Tastes great.
Riker: Less filling.
Worf: Tastes great!
Riker: Less filling!
Worf: TASTES GREAT!
Riker: LESS FILLING!
Engineer with southern accent: She burnin' oil.
Riker: That asshat is gonna back right into us.
"I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway." - Crow T. Robot, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie