Thanks for the win!
The biggest secret of Voyager
, Chakotay cares more about his morning coffee than Janeway.
Seska: We're here to talk about the quality of last nights pizza dinner...
Janeway: Computer, begin encoding message using "Prank Call Protocol 1."
Computer: Standing by to send message to Commander Tuvok.
Neelix: Hey guys, how did you like my spaghetti-
Chakotay: You know, Tuvok, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Tuvok: If I were human, I believe my response would be: "Go to Hell."