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Old December 9 2012, 06:05 PM   #15
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Re: VOY Caption This 93; Neutered...

Rudolph the Red Nosed Vulcan wrote: View Post


Janeway: You know the regulations.
No one shall have more sex than the Captain,
and since I'm in a bit of a dry patch ...
Someone: "Dry patch," I get it.

Janeway
: Who said that?

Everyone
: *** Laughter ***

Janeway
: Mister Tuvok.

Tuvok
: No one aboard is allowed to laugh at the Captain's "dry patch."



Crewman: "Captain, there's a strange lifeform crawling out of the overhead vent."

Janeway: (sigh) "Of course there is."



Janeway: "No one leaves until I find out who ate the strawberries."

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