Rudolph the Red Nosed Vulcan wrote:
Janeway: You know the regulations.
No one shall have more sex than the Captain,
and since I'm in a bit of a dry patch ...
: "Dry patch
," I get it.
: Who said that?
: *** Laughter ***
: Mister Tuvok.
: No one aboard is allowed to laugh at the Captain's "dry patch."
: "Captain, there's a strange lifeform crawling out of the overhead vent."
: (sigh) "Of course there is."
Janeway: "No one leaves until I find out who ate the strawberries."