Rudolph the Red Nosed Vulcan wrote:
Janeway: You know the regulations.
No one shall have more sex than the Captain,
and since I'm in a bit of a dry patch ... |
Someone: "
Dry patch," I get it.
Janeway: Who said that?
Everyone: *** Laughter ***
Janeway: Mister Tuvok.
Tuvok: No one aboard is allowed to laugh at the Captain's "dry patch."
Crewman: "Captain, there's a strange lifeform crawling out of the overhead vent."
Janeway: (sigh) "Of course there is."
Janeway: "No one leaves until I find out who ate the strawberries."
