BASHIR: Fine. If you don't want to sleep with me I'll just bang the hell out of your next host, and there's nothing you can do about it.
ODO: Is that Quark, wearing a giant tree costume?
KIRA: I think he's starting to lose respect for you.
Come on, Michael. I know you really wanted to do your 'Captain Worf' series, but viacom wants to focus on the new movies.
The crew learned a lesson today: Never tell a vulcan he has a stick up his butt. They are surprisingly creative with revenge.
Can't talk now Cassidy, gotta shoot stuff.