Picard warns Riker for the last time, stop using the warp nacelles for 'Mood lighting' in your quarters.
Worf, I swear I'm not jealous of your relationship with Troi. I'm just saying, as a friend, that relationship is really terrible.
Wesley, you're a teenager. Stop pretending you're not interested in sex.
So, are we going to beam over and probably almost all die or just admit it's an obvious trap for once?
Grandpa, it's time to take your pills.