Thanks for the win LeadHead!
Q: Don't you two know, you're going to be a couple passionately in love!
Kira: Say what?
Sisko: Mr Worf do you really feel it is necessary to bunk up in the Defiant to avoid your wife.
Worf: It is complicated sir.
Sisko: From what I hear you quarrelled over the matter of adding mint frosting to your dinner!
Worf: As I said, it is complicated...
Starfleet top brass: You have to shave your hair for that captaincy!