Borg Drone: They have installed facial recognition. Resistance in this case is productive.
Klingon Soldier: You ever wonder what this bridge would look like if a Federation design crew got a hold of it? Probably be less cramped up here, for one thing...
Spock: Now, if you will all direct your attention to the new, state-of-the-art holoprojectors in the center of the table...
Cartwright: Uh, Captain Spock, the holoprojector, well, it won't be installed until Tuesday.
Spock: In that case, may I direct your attention to the less dramatic, but still functional, Powerpoint I have created.
Chekov:
*whispers to Uhura*, Vell, in that case, I hope he has cool transitions betveen the slides. You know, the Russians inwented Poverpoint transitions...