Dax: We still love you miles.
Kira: Not really.
Bashir: I can't believe you wrote that.
O'brien: This is the last time I write fanfiction you sods!
Odo: Did Captain Sisko shave his head?
Kira: Who does he think he is? Jean-Luc Picard?
Sisko: A bet is a bet Mr Worf. You'll be singing "I'm a Little Tea Pot" in Quark's at 1900 hours.
Worf: How can a human drink that much?
Kira: Who the hell puked in the wardroom?!
Sisko: It's vile.
Dax: I think I'm going to throw up.
Worf: Hmm, the gagh is still alive.
Sisko: That's right, in the mirror universe I'm bangin the bitches and duel wieldin tha guns. The pimp hand of the Sisko layeth the smackdown!