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Old December 8 2012, 04:45 AM   #6
R. Star
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Re: VOY Caption This 93; Neutered...

Thanks for the win!

Janeway: I can neuter them for defying my authority, but what am I going to do with -you-?

Chakotay: What the hell is this doing in the kitchen, is this dinner?!
Tuvok: Logic dictates we require a new chef.

Janeway: I'll miss the hedgehog. He was annoying, crude, vulgar, couldn't cook, but he basked in my power and authority. This man truly submitted to my will without fear. That's rare.

Neelix: Aww... aren't they cute sharing the same dish?
Tuvok: Logic dictates we should give them a single plate of spaghetti to force a kiss tomorrow.

Janeway: Maybe I shouldn't have executed them all... I'm feeling lonely without anyone to torment.
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