How about a compromise? Deep-frozen bacon?
Or bacon-flavored ice cream?
. . . apropos of that, has anyone else heard: "Care to share?"
Ugggh. That sounds so touchy-feely 1970s.
Another thing that's not really a saying but a reflexive habit: People accepting a compliment that's not really directed at them.
"You have a lovely wife."
Oh, did you design her yourself?