Janeway - Now, Engineering tells me that we can get home 300% faster if we use up all of the "Snow Bunny Blonde" hair dye on board. But it's gone mysteriously missing, and I aim to get to the bottom of the conspiracy.
Tuvok - Scans indicate that this is something called Samuel Adams Winter Wheat IPA
Tom - Oh my God, they killed Neelix! Actually, who am I kidding? This is a great
Neelix - Future fan fiction writers will see this scene as being the first-ever date of Harry and Tom.
Harry - Wha--?
Janeway (thinking) - I told them to hang the industrial decorations straight. Christmas is coming, and they are not straight. I, I can't bear it. I can't look anymore.