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Old December 7 2012, 11:18 PM   #3
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Re: VOY Caption This 93; Neutered...

Janeway - Now, Engineering tells me that we can get home 300% faster if we use up all of the "Snow Bunny Blonde" hair dye on board. But it's gone mysteriously missing, and I aim to get to the bottom of the conspiracy.

Tuvok - Scans indicate that this is something called Samuel Adams Winter Wheat IPA.

Tom - Oh my God, they killed Neelix! Actually, who am I kidding? This is a great day!

Neelix - Future fan fiction writers will see this scene as being the first-ever date of Harry and Tom.
Harry - Wha--?

Janeway (thinking) - I told them to hang the industrial decorations straight. Christmas is coming, and they are not straight. I, I can't bear it. I can't look anymore.
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