Thanks for the win!
Soon after noticing his lack of character development, Chakotay developed a "shoot first, ask later" policy.
Chakotay: Say hello to my little friend.
Seska: Truer words were never spoken.
A first contact gone wrong:
Janeway: This is not the "well done" that I expected!
Paris(off-screen): Oh...I thought you were a space rat.
Harry(off-screen): At least we won't have to endure his leola root surprise anymore.
Chakotay: I have poisoned one of these drinks. Guess the right one and you live.
Tuvok: There is no need for me to guess. You have poisoned both drinks, and believing me to be stupid, thought that you would successfully kill me. Clearly, you have failed.
Chakotay: Damn Vulcans.