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Old December 5 2012, 05:29 AM   #14
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Re: VOY Caption This 92; Mutiny!!!


What is that?
It's my tattoo.
You should have just done a "Z."
Obviously, Ensign. But I'm committed now.



Chakotay: The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field -
B'Elanna: Shut up!
Seska:
Never tell me the odds!
Chakotay: Rowwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrr!




Criticize my cooking, will you Chakotay?
Let's see how you like the taste of Night Sweat Souffle.




Neelix died as he had lived: improving crew morale.




What do Vulcans take to increase their sex drives?
Seven years.

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Why did the Vulcan cross the road?
To get some poontang.




How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One.



What do you get when you cross a Vulcan and a Talaxian?
Raging crotch itch.



How do you piss off a Vulcan?
You stand on his shoulders, pull down your fly and relieve yourself.



What is the difference between a Vulcan and a Mugato?
A mugato will not drink his own urine.
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