What is that?
It's my tattoo.
You should have just done a "Z."
Obviously, Ensign. But I'm committed now.
The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field -
Never tell me the odds!
Criticize my cooking, will you Chakotay?
Let's see how you like the taste of Night Sweat Souffle.
Neelix died as he had lived: improving crew morale.
What do Vulcans take to increase their sex drives?
Why did the Vulcan cross the road?
To get some poontang.
How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you get when you cross a Vulcan and a Talaxian?
Raging crotch itch.
How do you piss off a Vulcan?
You stand on his shoulders, pull down your fly and relieve yourself.
What is the difference between a Vulcan and a Mugato?
A mugato will not drink his own urine.