Santa Kang wrote:
WORF: Have you ever heard the Klingon proverb: "Never bring a pipe to a Bat'leth fight."
Riker: "Here's a little trick I learned from reading about Captain Kirk."
Riker turns the pipe towards Worf, and fires a diamond the size of his fist into Worf's chest, using homemade gun powder.
Riker: "Never bring a Bat'leth to a gun fight moron."