Meanwhile, back on the ship ...
Jayne: "We need us a diversion. Zoe could get nekkid."
Zoe & Wash, in unison: "NO!"
Jayne: "Can I get nekkid?"
And following up on that...
: [mimicing Badger's Cockney accent
] Sure, I got a secret. More 'n one. Don't seem likely I tell 'em to you now, do it? Anyone off Titan colony knows better 'n to talk to strangers. You're talkin' loud enough for the both of us, though, ain't ya? I've met a dozen like you. Skipped off-home early. Minor graft jobs here and there. Spent some time in the lockdown, but less than you claim. And you're, what, a petty thief with delusions o standing? Sad little king of a sad little hill.
: Nice to see someone from the old homestead.
: Not really. Call me if anyone interesting shows up.
: I like her.
: [Whispering to the crew after River leaves
That there - exactly the kind of diversion we could have used.