He referred to your headband as "a Russian inwention."
Chekov.
Ah yes.
Chekov.
Worf: Captain, as soon as you give the order, we will get started sabotaging the main deflector.
Hawk: Captain? Are you all right?
Worf: I have seen this before. He is...
preparing himself.
Picard: Oh, Three little maids from school are we....
You see sir: with careful application, it is more efficient to relieve your body fluids right into a bottle from the bridge.