He referred to your headband as "a Russian inwention."
Ah yes. Chekov
Captain, as soon as you give the order, we will get started sabotaging the main deflector.
Captain? Are you all right?
I have seen this before. He is...preparing himself
Picard: Oh, Three little maids from school are we....
You see sir: with careful application, it is more efficient to relieve your body fluids right into a bottle from the bridge.