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Old December 3 2012, 10:15 PM   #17
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Re: TNG Caption This! 294: Say hello to Season 2!

PICARD: Release the Light Scattering Red Matter!
RIKER: That should do it Captain; not even a chance of lens flare now.

RIKER: An old rusty pipe versus a razor-sharp blade? What am I supposed to do, kill you with tetanus?

WESLEY: So, am I getting lucky tonight?
SALIA: Look Wesley, a flock of airborne swine!

PICARD (thinking): I know Riker wants to hold hands, but Worf would see us from Tactical and our secret would be out.

PULASKI: Alcohol level is through the roof; no need to conduct a roadside sobriety test here. Throw him in the Brig to sober up before we process him.
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