Saucer Section Crewmember:
"...what smells like pink?"
"Geordi sent me down to fix the plumbing. Man your quarters are a wreck."
"I got her a Robert McCall painting. Bitches love Robert McCall."
"Numbah One, what ship is that?"
"The Saratoga, sir."
"Well, they're boned."
"He put himself to sleep with his own sanctimonious monologue!"